coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
Serendipity saying it how it is
Always reblog Dogma.
Another movie everyone must watch.
This movie is so fucking underrated. Everyone needs to watch this movie at least once or twice in their life.
Always time for Dogma!
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
Gotta beat those word crimes.
You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit
when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit
I suppose I’ll get my chance… another day…
I should never be taken serious in bed because one minute I could be doing something sexual and the other I will whisper “I have to fart so badly” into someone’s ear.
That’s almost as bad as saying "You know, I was once a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for bestiality. Then I realized I was beating a dead horse" to an ex