pirate-cove-foxy:

oldroots:

im on a mission to make the security guard the most unlikable guy in the world

Oh…

mystoryfortheaudienceoftheworld:

I love the Beatles!!

faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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isisaacdead:

in 2002 i was an animal control officer for the SC county, i had worked the job for about a year and usually worked by myself.
On aug. 19th we got a call for 6 kittens left abandoned in a planter box by a local theater, the maintenance man heard them crying when he watered the…

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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spookyslampora:

decepticonbitch:

yusuflaughingalonewithbombs:

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Dracula don’t suck! That’s a myth!

Dracula scrape

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and lick!

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OH MY GOD

I CAN’T BREATE

HOLY FUCK

BEST REBLOG TODAY

I’M GOING TO REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

derpemblemdaily:

Derp Emblem: Heroes of Legend

A request from Littlemissmitsukihorenake!

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